if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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