You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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