i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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