its not stalking. its research.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
