I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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