Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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