I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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