i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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