he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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