no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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