WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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