I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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