on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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