WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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