garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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