why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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