Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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