I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You coming home soon, man?
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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