Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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