The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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