Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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