There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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