I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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