I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
i think my cat just said my name.
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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