My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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