Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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