Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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