Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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