dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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