And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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