So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We are all done wearing pants today
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
