I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just had sex on a roof
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
