My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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