The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just had sex bonerless
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i think im in europe. pls send help
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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