He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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