Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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