I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I need water and some morals
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
