I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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