I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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