Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
