Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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