Kiss
Puke
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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