we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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