I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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