jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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