Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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