Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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