Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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