woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Operation Purity has been aborted
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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