so let's talk penis.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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