I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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