Whod you bang
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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