The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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