How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
only if we run a train.
done.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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