And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So much rum. So many feels.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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