Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
do nipples grow back?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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