that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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