he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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