i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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