Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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