Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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